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Bacon Handbag

by Perverts

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    "Bacon Handbag - 18 Cathartic FuzzUlike songs about Mom & Dad!" was written from 2002 until 2011.
    The 18 songs fill as many minutes and it is the debut album from Perverts.
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THERE’S A LADY MACBETH / INSIDE OF EVERY SINGLE GIRL / TRYING TO CONTROL YOU / SEE LESS OF THE WORLD / THAT’S WHY I’M GOING TO LOCK YOU UP! / LOCK YOU UP / THIS AINT A DUNGEON / THIS IS MY HOUSE / I DIDN’T PAY FOR A SEX SLAVE / I MADE YOU / YOU’RE MINE / CRADLE TO THE GRAVE / IM JOSEPH FRIZL / IM GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO BEHAVE / THIS AIN’T INCEST / I MADE YOU / YOU’RE MINE MINE MINE! / YOU’RE A DAUGHTER / NOT A SECOND WIFE! / IM JOSEPH FRIZL /A HERO FOR YOUR GENERATION / IM JOSEPH FRIZL / DUE’S DUE. VENERATION! / IM JOSEPH FRIZL / VENERATE ME. VENERATE ME! CAUSE YOU’RE MINE MINE MINE!
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Moved on from stone. Started structures from concrete or steel. Geometry wasn’t an issue. Modernist. Art Deco. Cubist. Futurism. (Our) 20th Century Architectural Heroes. Making Heroes out of Weirdos! They built a tower of steel, a gherkin in London, Gaudi built a house with a dragon on the roof! (Our) 20th Century Architectural Heroes. Making Heroes out of Weirdos!
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Kiddy Trauma 00:30
Hey Hey Kiddy Trauma, Won’t Cut Corners! Don’t want sex with your Dad, Making me feel bad, Hey Hey it’s a brain damaged nation, Time for commiseration, That’s your story, yours is the glory!
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Myra Pop 00:48
PUNCH UP WITH FATHER. IM A BAD GIRL. AGED 8. MY TREAT OF THE WEEK IS TO BEAT UP KIDS AGED 6 TIL LATE. I MET IAN ON HIS TIGER CUB MOTORCYCLE. CATHOLICS HAVE IT HARD, THERE’S NOT ENOUGH PINK RINSE, GERMAN WINE AND LESBIAN WARDENS TO GO AROUND. I MET IAN THROUGH WORLD WAR TWO HORRORS. OH MEINE KINDER. OH MEINE KINDER. MYRA’S COMING TO GET YOU.
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Police Raid 01:17
This is a police raid, Hate and Spades, This is a Storm, Pricks in Uniform, This is a police raid, This is a police raid, Hate and Spades, 28 days, 28 days! Tapped your telephone, Put in a Terrorist Uniform. 28 days, 28 days!
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Broadcast 00:18
My current state of mind, Like a tin foil jerry can (technically useless), Broadcast led to self collapse. Screaming for applause, the hourglass that is my sanity, (fixed and running dry). Broadcast led to self collapse. Broadcast led to self collapse.
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I am Dustbinman, Dispose of all feelings, If it hurts you, Ill throw it away, If it deprives you, Ill throw it away. If it forces jealousy out of you, Noone can throw it away , Ill recycle, Give you back your hatred, If it doesn’t burn up, Inside of you, Use it as fuel, Against your Enemies, Watch them Burn! If that doesn’t work, I’ll just throw them away!
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Berlin 00:47
Czech Republic wasn’t there, before the fall of the Berlin Wall. Israel was recreated after they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. The solider wore a sleeping bag, like a Russian coat on a Cossack. Was he the coward, a coward, a coward, Or are we the ones living in fear?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? / WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? / WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? I WANNA BE A HUMAN COMBINE HARVESTER! / THE ANTI-THESIS OF ALL THAT YOU ARE! / I WANT TO SINK SINK SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR PRETTY FLESH! / I’D RATHER SUCK MYSELF OFF THAN LET YOU BE BETTER THAN ME! / THIS AINT EXTREME / THIS AINT EXTREME / THIS AINT EXTREME / THIS IS WHAT I DO / I’M THE ANTI-THESIS!
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Dead & Gone 00:18
I'm dead and gone, like a Pumpkin, like a tree with lots of children's head on.
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Tolstoy 00:41
Ask Van Gogh, Who Blew His Brains Out, Among the Blackbirds, With a Borrowed Shotgun. Beneath the hot sun, that moved the hand. That moved colours. AND WHEN TOLSTOY, FOUND GOD! LINES WENT LIMP! TURGENEV ON HIS DEATH BED, GRIEVED HIM! This is the tragedy of the poem, This is academia on prose, This is academia when it comes to art! AND WHEN TOLSTOY, FOUND GOD! LINES WENT LIMP! TURGENEV ON HIS DEATH BED, GRIEVED HIM!
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Mother! 00:20
Mother will keep you in her coils. Until the fetus has spoiled. MOTHER! Stay here too long, You become weak not strong, And the family will become undone.
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Is he dead or is he alive?
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James Dean. Homosexual Icon. Setting the standard for Brighton. Dying at 24. Julie Garland. Homosexual Icon. Setting the standard for Brighton. Child star at 16. Why are these icons shot to fame so extreme? Why do we feel the need to segregate society? Put them in a box upon a little shelf! And our insignificant lives are complete! What you going to do when the standard is set? Rejection is a clause one cannot forget!
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It’s a downy holocaust, no more downy’s they’re all dead in their beds. This is happening right now, by order of Chairman Mao. This is happening right now, by order of Gordon Brown. Down Down Down into the ground! Down into Downy Town!
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Lyrics - Jack & Meg White.

credits

released May 1, 2012

Sebbles - noises.
Screaming Son - yelps & art work.

Jack Bowdren - vox recording, mixing, mastering & production assistance.

Album written 2002 - 2011.

Recorded Nov 2011 at Casa De Blackjack and East Street Fish & Chip Shop, Bristol.

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The Perverts Bristol, UK

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"...like some old hidden memory that would rather be forgotten 'the perverts' gather beneath the concrete pavements of polite society awaiting to unleash themselves upon an unsuspecting public."

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